Here Come Bouncing Baby-men
A bouncing baby is pleasant to the eyes and the hearts. But when politicians continue to “bounce” like babies, it brings unpleasant experiences. However, to remain relevant, they keep bouncing…
Dream versus reality, the Attah example
Dream versus reality are often pools apart. In Akwa Ibom state of Nigeria, in particular, they are two sides of a coin. Check the untold experience under Governor Victor Attah.…
Atiku’s Reflection: A Mischievous Barber’s Tale
Atiku’s reflection appeared in my barber’s mirror, at least, so he told me. Through it, the barber was able to interrogate so many issues concerning the vice president. Check it…
Assassins for hire!
j’Assassins for hire’ is a satirical representation of when Nigeria witnessed rampant assassination cases. That was in 2004. The situation has since changed but the article has historical, comical and…
My mum’s bra is missing
My mum’s bra is missing. She suspects a high-ranking, male politician of…. Find out the history, theories and absurdities behind the bra! I got a call that made me angry…
Who named Akwa Ibom ‘Land of Promise’?
Who named Akwa Ibom ‘Land of Promise’? That has been the engaging question on many lips, as the state grapples with tonnes of unfulfilled promises. Last week, I had it…
Agbani boy’s philosophy
Agbani boy’s philosophy is rooted in his love for interaction. Such minor contacts probably help him define his “cerebral approach to governance”. At the peak of his “godfather crisis,” Governor…
Abduction everywhere, please help!
Abduction everywhere these days, spreading fear across the nation. Find out who is to blame and the possible cure. Since the “battle of the Chris-es” in Anambra, I’ve been on…
All abandoned projects belong to God
‘All abandoned projects belong to God’ is not just about unfinished physical infrastructure. Unfulfilled promises about human welfare, education, etc fall in line. Brethren, it’s time for the sermon. You…
Our governors are TTV positive
‘Our governors are TTV positive’ made fun of state executives who grovelled to support Obasanjo’s third term gambit. It was a virus that very few could resist. A little bird…