High Cost of Living in Nigeria and Everyday Struggles
Chinedu pushes a squeaky, battered cart through the chaotic market. His middle-aged face is a mix of determination and frustration as he maneuvers through the throng of people. Obviously, he’s…
DNA Mania in Nigeria, A National Obsession
DNA mania in Nigeria has been as revealing as it is undesirable. It leaves behind broken homes, hearts, trusts, relationships and the social fabric. Read why! Chief Oga stormed into…
Nigeria’s Anthem of Distraction and Misdirection!
‘Nigeria’s anthem of distraction’ can’t provide us fuel without selling a kidney. It can’t afford us good meals without breaking a bank. What then is it good for? I recently…
Local Government Autonomy and the Born-Again Ex-Governors
Local Government Autonomy was once forbidden by the “emperors” across the Nigerian state. Suddenly, time and circumstances turned the “enemies” of the policy to its stout advocates. It’s like watching…
A Coffin For All Under Tinubu’s Economic trials
Once upon a “clock,” in a land called Nigeria, where the sun shines freely and politicians’ promises are as plentiful as the grains of sand, lived a man named Tinubu.…
Hard Drug Policies and the Hilarious Struggles of Baba Ojo
Hard drug policies, to be effective, must not harbour ‘sacred cows’. The barons, the couriers and the users are all liable. Hard drugs influence crime and damage the brain. Nevertheless,…
Wanted! First Lady for Third Term
“Wanted! First Lady for Third Term” serves a historical purpose. It was a satirical attack on Obasanjo’s third term ambition as well as the sycophants who supported it. Fellow Nigerians,…
I sent our nanny packing and madam accused me of sedition
Sedition is the new swan-song. Every misdemeanour acquires the status when the government lacks focus and human face. I’ve just sent our nanny packing. I don’t want trouble. Well, it…
Now, they’re relocating us to the Atlantic
“Now, They’re relocating us to the Atlantic” is an old satire from THE REALITY COLUMN. But it stays fresh in value, quality of content and entertainment. Enjoy! WARNING: Please, if…
Down with rumours
‘Down with rumours’ ridicules government’s “audio achievements.” It also takes a look at laws against rumours once initiated by the Zamfara State government. You would enjoy the satire to the…