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I’ve a very short temper. Well, I’ve never measured it with a ruler but I’ve proof from the doctors. Very little things make me mad and I go breaking a…

Until October 23, 2005, Lisa was a sleepy community. It slept when civilization started; and even slept through a plane crash. But not anymore. Now, day or night, Lisa has…

I can smell Christmas in the air. But it’s a truly confusing scent. Sometimes, it smells like “okrika;” other times I smell “ready made” wears from a decent boutique. Then,…

I’ve been thinking of how to escape the burden of January. Just one week into it and I’m as broke as Charly Boy’s PMAN. All my calculations fail to add…

I’ve tried singing a few times and it’s been s-o-o-o helpful. Anybody who knows me very well, especially my mirror, would tell you I don’t sing often. Unless, when I…

This morning, I’ll walk into a police station and declare a state of emergency. And why not? That I lost a priced possession needs an “urgent” attention. And if the…

For a successful election in 2007, everybody should switch off his TV set. No? Yes! It’s in your own interest, if you want to remain alive till that year. You…

Look, I don’t care if I’m called a coward. I will never criticise my deputy governor. The guy is a nice man – an “excellent” gentleman. That is why they…

Since my mother-in-law ‘dashed’ us one petite-looking hen, I’ve played the good old doctor. And then, a marriage-counselor. First, I so much wanted eggs from the hen so I could…

I find it difficult to understand some Nigerians. Imagine! A man like Nuhu Ribadu, with his ‘mosquito head,’ managed to remember and to write 201 names, yet there’s been no…