Beauty pageant is monkey business
Monkey business is not a straight, ethical one. The crafty antics in beauty pageants suggest that something is not quite right. Find out what! My neighbour is organising a beauty…
Camerounian fish will issue Bakassi visa, soon!
‘Camerounian fish will issue Bakassi visa, soon!’ highlights the confusion and implications of Bakassi going over to Cameroun. The blame was on Obasanjo. Let me warn all of you present…
Sallah booty and Bakassi boot
‘Sallah booty and Bakassi boot’ x-rays the irony of Nigerian life. While a date was fixed to “boot” some poor Nigerians into Bakassi, the rich and privileged ones were sharing…
The Power of Moustache
The power of moustache was underestimated until the Indians made it a national symbol. Find the details below: The Indians recently made a life-changing discovery. Suddenly, life won’t be as…
Here Come Bouncing Baby-men
A bouncing baby is pleasant to the eyes and the hearts. But when politicians continue to “bounce” like babies, it brings unpleasant experiences. However, to remain relevant, they keep bouncing…
Dream versus reality, the Attah example
Dream versus reality are often pools apart. In Akwa Ibom state of Nigeria, in particular, they are two sides of a coin. Check the untold experience under Governor Victor Attah.…
Atiku’s Reflection: A Mischievous Barber’s Tale
Atiku’s reflection appeared in my barber’s mirror, at least, so he told me. Through it, the barber was able to interrogate so many issues concerning the vice president. Check it…
Assassins for hire!
j’Assassins for hire’ is a satirical representation of when Nigeria witnessed rampant assassination cases. That was in 2004. The situation has since changed but the article has historical, comical and…
My mum’s bra is missing
My mum’s bra is missing. She suspects a high-ranking, male politician of…. Find out the history, theories and absurdities behind the bra! I got a call that made me angry…
Who named Akwa Ibom ‘Land of Promise’?
Who named Akwa Ibom ‘Land of Promise’? That has been the engaging question on many lips, as the state grapples with tonnes of unfulfilled promises. Last week, I had it…