My mum’s bra is missing
My mum’s bra is missing. She suspects a high-ranking, male politician of…. Find out the history, theories and absurdities behind the bra! I got a call that made me angry…
Who named Akwa Ibom ‘Land of Promise’?
Who named Akwa Ibom ‘Land of Promise’? That has been the engaging question on many lips, as the state grapples with tonnes of unfulfilled promises. Last week, I had it…
Agbani boy’s philosophy
Agbani boy’s philosophy is rooted in his love for interaction. Such minor contacts probably help him define his “cerebral approach to governance”. At the peak of his “godfather crisis,” Governor…
Abduction everywhere, please help!
Abduction everywhere these days, spreading fear across the nation. Find out who is to blame and the possible cure. Since the “battle of the Chris-es” in Anambra, I’ve been on…
All abandoned projects belong to God
‘All abandoned projects belong to God’ is not just about unfinished physical infrastructure. Unfulfilled promises about human welfare, education, etc fall in line. Brethren, it’s time for the sermon. You…
Our governors are TTV positive
‘Our governors are TTV positive’ made fun of state executives who grovelled to support Obasanjo’s third term gambit. It was a virus that very few could resist. A little bird…
I’m in chains, just like Tafa
I’m in chains. I have enough already— chains of poverty, constant fuel price hikes, insecurity, dependents, and incessant family demands. But nothing compared to the chains of corruption, denial, and…
I have sued Obasanjo and Atiku
‘I have sued Obasanjo and Atiku’ is a satire from my Saturday Sun column called: THE REALITY! It found a way to criticise the then government and correct some perceived…
Obasanjo strikes gold (medal)
Obasanjo probably witnessed more strikes in Nigeria than any president. In 2004, strikes happend almost every six months. Find out why. I know how you feel. Hurting so bad inside.…
Fuel strike in my house
Fuel strike was two-a-kobo in 2004. And so was fuel price hike. The Reality Column had a funny way of responding to it. Find out. Labour law or not, I’m…