I’m in chains, just like Tafa
I’m in chains. I have enough already— chains of poverty, constant fuel price hikes, insecurity, dependents, and incessant family demands. But nothing compared to the chains of corruption, denial, and…
I have sued Obasanjo and Atiku
‘I have sued Obasanjo and Atiku’ is a satire from my Saturday Sun column called: THE REALITY! It found a way to criticise the then government and correct some perceived…
Obasanjo strikes gold (medal)
Obasanjo probably witnessed more strikes in Nigeria than any president. In 2004, strikes happend almost every six months. Find out why. I know how you feel. Hurting so bad inside.…
Fuel strike in my house
Fuel strike was two-a-kobo in 2004. And so was fuel price hike. The Reality Column had a funny way of responding to it. Find out. Labour law or not, I’m…
A new preacher has come to town
“A new preacher has come to town” brilliantly uses satire to capture the absurdities of leadership and governance. Through a mock sermon, it blends humor with sharp commentary. The “preacher”…
Soup Pot Economist in Akwa Ibom
An economist in Akwa Akwa Ibom specializes in managing the soup pot. You would be shocked what he knows and does. And how he applies his theories in government. Since…
So-so Crash: Baba Don Vex!
So-so crash in Nigeria. And, you know ? An aviation sector run on lies and pretense is trouble. Incompetent hands in sensitive positions result is disaster. Then, some idiots would…
I sent our nanny packing and madam accused me of sedition
I sent our nanny packing. I didn’t want trouble. It all started with her name and application. She had been married twice and left six children in those unions. While…
Security alert? Lai lai!
Security alert? Even my Grandpa was “alert” while asleep. Find out how! Grandpa was a security guard. Armed with sticks, a snuff box he never used and cola nuts, he…
Laugh at me, if you like!
Laugh at me, it’s the doctor’s order. Never mind your bad experiences, laughter will soften all. A bad situation is better handled with laughter. If your “best man” runs off…