So-so Crash: Baba Don Vex!
So-so crash in Nigeria. And, you know ? An aviation sector run on lies and pretense is trouble. Incompetent hands in sensitive positions result is disaster. Then, some idiots would…
I sent our nanny packing and madam accused me of sedition
I sent our nanny packing. I didn’t want trouble. It all started with her name and application. She had been married twice and left six children in those unions. While…
Security alert? Lai lai!
Security alert? Even my Grandpa was “alert” while asleep. Find out how! Grandpa was a security guard. Armed with sticks, a snuff box he never used and cola nuts, he…
Laugh at me, if you like!
Laugh at me, it’s the doctor’s order. Never mind your bad experiences, laughter will soften all. A bad situation is better handled with laughter. If your “best man” runs off…
If Attah was a hangman…
If Attah was a hangman, and the succession were constitutional and hereditary… Akwa Ibom purse would have gone to his son-in-law, and nobody would shed a tear. If you’re one…
Everyone goes deaf, sooner or later!
Everyone goes deaf…sometimes deliberately! But there is a politics of deafness that only god governance can heal. Read more… I’ve been called “deaf” more times than I can count, but…
Fear of Cloning!
Fear of cloning? Yeah, let’s pause for a moment. What if we cloned the current batch of politicians? Would Nigeria even survive? A British tabloid gave me quite the scare…
In Akwa Ibom, somebody is giving witchcraft a bad name
In Akwa Ibom, every display of incompetence and poor performance is consistently get blamed on witchcraft. When will that superstition change? Today, I’m going home to help “liquidate” the evil…
Our New Year revolution
New year is often a time to reflect and hope. We reflect on our disappointments and make fresh plans for next year. But do they ever come to be? It’s…
I’ve banned my kids from watching TV
I’ve banned my kids—especially the two-month-old girl—from watching Nigerian films. Especially movies directed and produced by Ken Nnamani and Aminu Masari. I heard they can corrupt even police-thieves. Ask the…