Agbani boy’s philosophy
Agbani boy’s philosophy is rooted in his love for interaction. Such minor contacts probably help him define his “cerebral approach to governance”. At the peak of his “godfather crisis,” Governor…
Abduction everywhere, please help!
Abduction everywhere these days, spreading fear across the nation. Find out who is to blame and the possible cure. Since the “battle of the Chris-es” in Anambra, I’ve been on…
All abandoned projects belong to God
‘All abandoned projects belong to God’ is not just about unfinished physical infrastructure. Unfulfilled promises about human welfare, education, etc fall in line. Brethren, it’s time for the sermon. You…
Our governors are TTV positive
‘Our governors are TTV positive’ made fun of state executives who grovelled to support Obasanjo’s third term gambit. It was a virus that very few could resist. A little bird…
I’m in chains, just like Tafa
I’m in chains. I have enough already— chains of poverty, constant fuel price hikes, insecurity, dependents, and incessant family demands. But nothing compared to the chains of corruption, denial, and…
I have sued Obasanjo and Atiku
‘I have sued Obasanjo and Atiku’ is a satire from my Saturday Sun column called: THE REALITY! It found a way to criticise the then government and correct some perceived…
Obasanjo strikes gold (medal)
Obasanjo probably witnessed more strikes in Nigeria than any president. In 2004, strikes happend almost every six months. Find out why. I know how you feel. Hurting so bad inside.…
Fuel strike in my house
Fuel strike was two-a-kobo in 2004. And so was fuel price hike. The Reality Column had a funny way of responding to it. Find out. Labour law or not, I’m…
A new preacher has come to town
“A new preacher has come to town” brilliantly uses satire to capture the absurdities of leadership and governance. Through a mock sermon, it blends humor with sharp commentary. The “preacher”…
Soup Pot Economist in Akwa Ibom
An economist in Akwa Akwa Ibom specializes in managing the soup pot. You would be shocked what he knows and does. And how he applies his theories in government. Since…